Two Turtle Doves

Greetings readers! 'Tis the second day of Christmas today. For those of you wandering the song called The Twelve Days of Christmas is about the twelve days starting from Saint Steven's Day, otherwise known as Boxing Day. Dunno who Saint Steven actually is, so I fished around for this Wikipedia page: [Link- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Stephen -]. Mcdogface and I don't even get the full Twelve Days of Christmas off, and we'll return to school on the Ninth day of Christmas; to those of you familiar with the song that means Nine Pipers Piping - except for a version of the song which switches Pipers Piping for Ladies Dancing and vise versa. 
Boxing Day is the day when strict religious Christians open their presents, not wanting to worship idles on the Lord's birthday.
So, a quick quote from Skulduggery Pleasant: Mortal Coil:
He looked at her. "You're not getting your present."
Valkyrie frowned. "What? Why not?"
"Because it was a Christmas present, it's not Christmas any more." 
"Of course it is. There are a whole twelve days of Christmas!"
"They don't count."
"Yes they do."
"The twelve days are merely to let people know when it's time to take down their tasteless decorations. It's Saint Stephen's Day today, I didn't get you a Saint Stephen's Day present."


Right. So, that's some facts and some Skulduggo-related entertainment. Now, I am of course dieing to yell out a list of lovely things which I got... But let's face it, who'd want to read it? Just know that if anyone tries to kill me I have NERF SWORDS, and you can tell who I am because I'm the one in the room wearing AWESOME T-SHIRTS and reading EPIC BOOKS whilst thinking about D2 THE FULL DRAGON KNIGHT SAGA and SKYRIM. I'm still not giving you my full list of goodies though, but rest assured, this Dark Dragon had a very satisfying Birthday/Christmas. ^_^ 

I have a resin model of this Dragon and Pentagram.

Blind Guardian song I have on CD.

Screenshot from Divinity 2 Ego Draconis, a game which I now possess the sequel to.

 So normal posting service will be resumed soon. Merry Third Day of Christmas!
...And nobody mention llamas.


Dark Dragon

Twas the Night Before The Night Before Christmas

Five Days to Go...

Well here it is Merry Christmas. Sigh. I can't feel festive. Even looking at the picture of cold dinosaurs beneath northern lights doesn't make me feel Christmassy. I'm not even exited for my Birthday; I'm going to be fifteen soon and ready to destroy the world but... Meh.

Luckily, the snow has melted outside; HURRUMBLE! But it means the house doesn't have a layer of ice-crystal insulation. 

Now its the holidays I should be doing my homework which all my lovely teachers gave me; two online pieces, three worksheets, and I ought to practice my german... But I'm just going to chill. I feel I'm owed a few chill days, just like Sarge in this festive Red Verses Blue Christmas Special Trilogy:

If you didn't watch the video, that's K. If you did, part two is just there ------->   Yesterday I spent my free time on Lost Planet trying to crimbo up. Lost Planet is basically a game set on a snowy world full of arthropodal aliens known as THE AKRID... It doesn't have much of a story. The characters are barely human, and they seem to use amnesia as an excuse for no back story, and the back story is currently just about the advance and retreat of the humans when they tried to colonise the frozen world. After destroying the first Akrid Hive you get a call from home telling you to go and take out some Snow Pirates. "Snow Pirates?" Wayne, the protagonist, asks. "Well, it's kind of hard to explain" says the girl, so Yuri steps in and explains how some people were left behind when the humans retreated from the alien menace. "Get it?" asks the girl. "NO!" I yell at the screen, "You have meerly told me that some people couldn't escape the planet. Am I supposed to assume they took on a life of crime? Why do we have to kill them all; can't we avoid them? Can we make peace with them? Holy Moley; aren't WE pirates? What's your problem with this particular gang?!" 

Wayne, however, just nodded and said "Yes, I get it."

Pfft. 

<--- Part Three of Christmassy Red vs Blue. Yesterday I also began to write an amazing story. It involves Dragons (typical, I know) which are actually giant insects which live in gigantic fjords and are the only means of transport for the humans. It's gonna be a guhhhhhd story. Got everything anyone needs, other than Romance, but who needs that? It's a science fantasy with more adventure, murder, dragons and awesome than you can throw a stick at... Please don't throw sticks at my laptop.

Well that concludes this post. I should tell you about the German Exchange partner I'm getting in March but, pah, I can't be bothered. Too lazy.

Dark Dragon

Good and Bad...

Bad news, I have not been posting because I no longer have a computer. This has made it more difficult to blog regularly.

Good news, I just found out that blogger have released a handy little iPhone app, allowing me to post on my phone. There are however some limits to this app, such as, I can no longer post videos, so I will leave the video of the when we remember solely to Dark Dragon.

-McDogFace

A week to go...

Two Thousand Five Hundred and Three Visitors and Two Followers!

And Seven Days Until CHRISTMAS!!!

All I want for Hogswatch...

It's snowy outside. I hate snow. Cold and wet. BAH.
Anyhow, this is a clip from The Hogfather, a film based on a most excellent book by Terry Pratchett. The Hogfather is a jolly fat man who rides through the sky on a sleigh pulled by flying boars and delivers presents to all the kiddies on the Disc on the night before Hogswatch.
In the book the Hogfather has gone, so Death has to fill his place. His granddaughter then has to go and save the world before everyone runs out of belief and the Sun fails to rise.
So, here is Susan explaining to her Granddad, Death, about the meaning of Hogswatch:

Right, has anyone heard that annoying song "All I want for Christmas is you-oo-oo-oo" ?
Well yesterday was the last day of school.
We got to leave early, but the buses wouldn't arrive early as well, so Mcdogface, my brother and myself waited in the foyer for a minute.
Before the Xmas holidays. Everyone was saying goodbye to eachother.
The guy I fancy was hugging people and saying "Merry Christmas." Hugging people and smiling, and my brain gave up on me. I followed my friend and my brother like a dead vegetable, probably with a derp face.
Dear god, I'm turning into a moron. the guy I fancy is just another human being afterall, nothing is different between him and the next guy in line. All identical. Was defines him as 'hot'? God knows. My brain is suffering from severe malfunctions.
But when I got home, after watching all four hours of The Hogfather whilst giving my favourite snake in all the world a cuddle, I went on Facebook.
I was exchanging small talk to several people, and then a photo was posted on the News Feed (for those of you with a life: if someone says something on facebook it pops up on the home page as part of an endless list). It was him. Smiling. With a thumbs up.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I scrolled down. 
What the hell is wrong with me? A PICTURE gives me fatal fuzzies! I feel so STUPID.


...and my nightmares are bad this time of year.


So, more Hogfather, yes? This is why we should believe:

Dark Dragon

Missing, Presumed Undead

Above is a clip from The Muppet's Christmas Carol, one of the closest films to the book by Charles Dickins, despite the fact its a musical with puppets.
The weather is terrible up here. This morning there was a tree lying on the road, so my brother and the Taxi Driver got out of the car to lift it... After a while the other passenger and myself had to get out and help. Girls are better at lifting trees. The sign outside the Wellington (pub in Riding Mill) also blew over, taking some fence with it.
And we've had the power out all night. Noodles (the snake) had to have a holiday into the kitchen, where the Esse runs on oil and therefore remains warm when the Vivarium heater cut out. I washed the tea dishes by candlelight, and then read The Wheel of Time by candlelight, while the snake glared at the candle in a disaproving manner. 
My Grandad is staying over for a few days (again). That's all I can say about that.


Mcdogface seems to have gone. POOF. Well the timer on the votes at the top has set itself so that it continues to count down, so that may have been him, but he isn't at school, or on the internet. 
This worries me a lot. It also means at lunchtimes I'm either alone or in unfavourable company. And at break times I'm hiding in the Library. But only two days left, then I'm out of school!


No one's feeling festive... Probably the lack of 20foot snowdrifts.
Another festive video, anyone? 

Dark Dragon

Well done Mcdogface!

Hello there, Mcdogface seems to have won the vote thing at the top.

Here's a nice video from Weird Al Yankorvich:

Dark Dragon

Branching out

Well, if you've been carefully looking at this page as one looks at a Magic Eye puzzle then you'll have noticed that there are only five days left on the vote thingy. So vote! Come one, there's gotta be some more people who like the Dark Dragon!

Mcdogface and Dark Dragon

Also, Mcdogface has his own shiny blog now [ http://mcdogface-post.blogspot.com/ ]. It's like a little branch off this one, only more to do with his life and less randoms... Who am I kidding, his life IS randoms!
Well I'll be doing my own branch. But not a seperate Blog as such, mostly because my life is lived through Divinity 2, the Halo franchaise, and the many books I read. But anyhow, this blog will be something that isn't a blog, just a floating imaginary island hidden on the internet...
You think I'm crazy? I am. But you'll see it. You'll see... (below is an extract from the blog, now in progress. Written in small to annoy you.

Diomedes Sheep

King Diomedes of Thrace had man-eating horses (Greek Mythology. One of the labours of Hercules). ‘Diomedes Sheep’ are man eating sheep, and since they clearly aren’t demonic mares it is thought that the Natural Historian who named them wasn’t very bright and couldn’t distinguish sheep from horse. However, the reasoning behind the name comes from the fact that no other name ‘seemed to fit’. These monster sheep, these carnivorous demon sheep, these diabolical fiends from hell can’t fit any biblical description of evil because they are SHEEP. So the name ‘Satanic Sheep’ was dropped and ‘Diomedes Sheep’ was taken up instead.

The Diomedes Sheep are bred out of paranoia and insomnia. When people are counting sheep to send themselves off to sleep they very rarely have a dream about the sheep they were counting. The sheep may turn evil and try to eat the dreamer, thus becoming Diomedes Sheep, and causing the dreamer to distrust sleep and so become an insomniac. People who watch sheep movements in fields may notice that some sheep gather in circles, walk in straight lines and spy on humans in pairs. Some people have even seen these ‘organised sheep’ perform Demonic Rituals. The collective fear of intelligent grazing animals fuels the existence for the Diomedes Sheep.

In the Virtual Nation Diomedes Sheep of both sexes have huge curving horns, and stand as tall as a small Shetland Pony. Their wool is a valued commodity, and their horns make souvenirs. While they crave human flesh, Diomedes Sheep seem indifferent towards other species of sheep. Skilled framers can actually keep Diomedes Sheep, which saves people from going out and hunting them for their thick wool, ivory horns and juicy meat.

When you see a Diomedes Sheep, the general procedure is to run. Chances are it will outrun you and kill you, but if you hold your ground it will eat you anyway. If you are unsure of what kind of sheep you are up against, don’t take the chance, run on regardless of whether or not it is actually going to kill you.

So, with sixteen days to go, lets feel Christmassy!

If you are insulted by the above video, I'm sorry... But it's only steriotypical if you are undead because you tried to blow up a building. Any of you skeletons? Oh, sorry Skulduggery Pleasant. I'm so sorry about the rude little man misrepresenting the undead uo there.


Dark Dragon

Musical Stuff

Mcdogface is going down south to Leeds to see a concert tomorrow. I'll give you a clue to which band he'll be watching:

Dark Dragon

A jingjingjingjing jing!!!

Deck the halls in bells of holly,

Falla la la la da la la la

'Tis the season to be jolly,

Fal la la la la, da la la oh...

It's December but I'm not in a Christmas mood. Dunno why. It snowed today, and I glared at it until it melted, because I'm cheerful that way. I hate the cold, and snow is both cold water and cold air, so it doesn't make me a happy bunny.

Well, is you read Derek Landly's blog you'll notice that he's said its Christmas Time, so lets agree. Already I've been asked by a girl Mcdogface and I have codenamed Mentos (and she HATES that, bwhahahahahaaa!) what I'd like for Christmas, so I suppose I'll get her something.

So, giving good presents... I've got an awesome one for Mcdogface's Birthday, can't remember if I've got him something for Xmas... Then there are two girls I haven't seen in a long time who need presents (well I seen them in the school corridor, we just don't talk much) and I've promised someone and arty pencil set and someone else some music...

So need to think of something to give Mentos and co, the two friends who I don't talk to much anymore but used to be best friends, Mcdogface's other close friend Crazy Steve, and something for my Mother and Father (my brothers are covered.) So, my general rule is one can't go wrong with chocolate, but Blog readers, have you any ideas? (I don't know why I'm asking, you just read this then move off to a different website. You only ever comment if someone threatens to leave... I'M GONNA LEAVE IF YOU DON'T COMMENT!!!) lol, jk.

Here's a song I saw on the Skul-man comic's Facebook page. What are Skul-Man Comics? they're cartoons based on Skulduggery Pleasant. What is Skulduggery Pleasant? If you have to ask the latter question, ask for it for Christmas, along with Skyrim, chocolate, socks and world peace.

And a festive song, neatly linking October to December;

So, twenty-one days to go, are you exited?!

...I'm not.

Dark Dragon

Youtube News...

Good news and Bad News.
Good News: Dark Dragon has posted an awesome video on drawing dragons, so you can check that out by using this link: 

Bad News: YouTube has changed it's layout, and being honest, I don't like it at all, if you agree or think differently then feel free to comment below.


-McDogFace

Artness

Greetings y'all. I should post more often, but I usually don't have time... But today I do! The teachers have gone on strike to protest against the people in government making budget cuts in the sector they work in. Can't remember which sector it was... Public sector? Hmmm. Should pay more attention.

Basically the government are being idiots and taking money away from Health and Educationness, and countries can't function without health and education so everyone is protesting.

I went to Newcastle today and saw an amazing protest of awesomeness. A few people ran ahead of the main protest and handed out leaflets saying: "Oh would you like this fifty pound note? Trust me I'm a banker! Hi, would you like some money? I'm a banker so I have plenty more!" lolz.

I was in Newcastle at the Christmas Fair, and bought lots of Dutch Pancakes to nom on. That's pretty much all I did. Oh, I also had a kangaroo burger. Omnomnom.

Then we went to Forbidden Planet (good shop) and I bought a book by James Gurney, author of Dinotopia, and one of my favorite artists because of the realistic quality in his work.

The book is called 'Colour and Light' and is about colour and light. Pretty simple? Not at all. It's about how one would draw colour and light, and how you can make bright red look grew and why you'd need to, and how to make things look more 3D. It is, in the words of Ali G, "Good shit". (btw; that means amazing. a contrasting term, like burning cold and deafening silence). So, I got home and read a few pages, learning what gamut mapping is and the fact that there are in fact four Dinotopia books simultaniusly. Also, James Gurney has a blog. Didn't know that before. And it's on Blogspot! Woot! So I'm going to add it to the reading list on the right hand side of this page.

So, what else is new? Well for the past week I've been making a film; Drawing Dragons. It's going to be twenty minutes long, and if I'm quick about it, may be on youtube today, hurrumble! ('hurrumble' being a word invented by Harry Biscuit in the radio play 'Bleak Expectations', a spoof of all things victorian. The protagonist, Pip Bin, and his friend, Harry Biscuit, go on fantastical adventures involving exploring, inventing, and fighting their arch enemy, Mr. Gently Benevolant.)

So, if you want to draw dragons, you may like to watch my cool video. =)

Dark Dragon

Reading Material

I was going to post when I had pictures of my cats, and I was going to have an Alphabetical name for the post but... I simply can't be bothered. You guys out there might be desperate for reading a random snippet from this Blogg... I spy that we have two official followers now; hya guys!
So, before I continue with my ramblings, here's a note:

We are getting a website. A site on the web. Not a page on the Blog, a web-site. Any ideas of extra things we could put on our website?

A comment would be appreciated.

...And hopefully you'll read that.

So... What's been happening? Well in the real world I know that there are people in London who are angry with the banks, and our teachers are going on strike next Wednesday (day off, wooot!). 'St Jame's Park' has been renamed by some idiot, and it is now called 'Sports International' after his clothes company. I was going to say something rude, but I'm not too sure if I'm allowed to swear on a Blog... Umm...

Well anyhow; cats. Lovely little cats yoinked from the RSPSA. Three of them. We always used to live with cats when we lived close to the Northumberland/Cumbria border, but then we moved to a town and Fluffy (black tiger of a cat. 'Fluffy' describes his looks, but not his psycopathic hunting skills. Lets just say he finds pheasant yummy) was poisoned by some neighbors who didn't like cats, Paddy Paws (black 'n' white sulky puss) moved into someone else's house, and Marmalade (who we got to keep Paddy Paws company when Fluffy died) had too many injuries from cars bashing him. So we vowed to get cats when we moved.

And here they are; confined in our house for six weeks until they can go outside (wondering why? Ask a cat person). Smudge, a black cat with white tummy and socks and a picture book cat face, is cross about this. He's a born hunter, and it drove him mad when he saw a mouse run past outside.

Sam, a ginger cat with his right eye missing, and the over one wide and golden, has a happy lawn mower purr, but gets jumpy after his daily ear medicine for his infection.

Loki - a white cat with two black splodges on his head, and a line of splogdes  down his back and a black tail - used to be the jumpiest, but now he likes getting petted, and seems to have adopted me as his person.

I'm pleased that I managed to choose fitting names for Sam and Loki, although I did want to call Sam Odin at first... Heh.

Well that's all for today. I was going to do a loooonnnnnggggggg post... But that'd mean a lot of scrolling down... down... down for you guys so I'll just finish with a question:

Who is the tank?

Dark Dragon

Unblocked...

I'm posting for posting's sake, the ban on blogger at my school has been temporarily lifted! Wondering whether to do some Grand Theft Auto IV Playthroughs or not. Post in comments below if I should or not, also if you think I should play a different PC game. (No garantees as I don't have every game released)

-McDogFace

Watch this space

As soon as I have picture of my new adorable/evil kitties I'll update this post. Until then:

Dark Dragon

Website Proposal...

It's still in the extremely early stages but there may be a chance of The Post moving to it's own website. If you've got any thoughts, please comment below. -McDogFace

Musical Explosion...

Here is another bunch of songs I've been listening to:

Double Professor Green:

Also, I thought I should add this, it's this years Children In Need song:

-McDogFace

Declaration of the Black Rhino's Extinction

There are no Black Rhinos left. I'm sorry. They are gone. They've been on the brink of oblivion for years, and now all the radio collars have been found, and there are no living black rhinos in the wild.

  When we are older, and our kids, or the kids of our friends ask "Why is a White Rhino called a White Rhino?" our reply will be "Because they are different from Black Rhinos." 
"What is a Black Rhino?" the child will ask, and our reply will be,
"A dark coloured rhino, which no longer exists."
"Why doesn't it exist?"
"Poachers killed them all."
"Couldn't you stop them?"
"No." But there may be a niggling thing at the back of your head. They used to do adventure programs on CBBC, where you could sign up on the website to go to distant lands to save animals ('Serious Amazon' was a show where kids went and saved apes for instance.) If only I'd been bothered to go on one of those trips.
I swear, if I live 'till I'm old enough to go to Uni, I'm going on a gap year to work somewhere, protecting wildlife. I don't care if I get the heeby jeebies from big insects, or if I hate warm weather; I'm going away and saving some damn wildlife!

In that video you can see the conservation of black rhinos. However, in captivity black rhinos rarely breed (white rhinos are fine with breeding. They can be as productive as cattle) and they usually don't enjoy captivity. (as you can see by that snorting bellowing young bull) (unlike animals such as tapirs, which adapt to love humans as the godly food bringers)  

Dark Dragon

2000/7,000,000,000

Wow, over 2000 views. Just after the human population reached 7 billion. I think this deserves a pat on the back to everyone. Who reads The Random Post. Let's try to double that now, if so I will post a video of the funky chicken :-P 


-McDogFace

1990

I observe that we are only 10 viewers away from the grand number of 2000!
Ahh, the year 2000 had many good memories for me. It was when I started school, and I was young, innocent, believed that apatiosaurus was a separate species from brontosaurus and was terrified of Father Christmas thanks to a story Dad told me involving spoons and eyes on the deep wintered night...
But less about the year. This is about the viewers! 2000 of you have popped on this page to have a gander at the awesomes! We've even gained a follower! Our readers have stopped us from wandering off the page on spirals of depression, and asked us to elaborate in briefly mentioned incidences within posts, and have basically been good people. Okay, you may be reading this and snorting incredulously, thinking "as if..." But hey, I appreciate all you guys making the counter go up.
So I'm taking a short break from alphabetical names for posts and doing numerical ones to celebrate the support. So until 2000:

Dark Dragon

Criticism

Conversation I had with someone:

-Hello.
-?
-How's you?
-?
-Greetings, how are you?
-erm... im not a alien. fine yoy.
-I'm fine (and I never said you were an alien, lol) How's the weekend?
-LOL...not funny really. and why did you come and stand with me and my mates before half term?
-I was saying 'Hello' randomly to everyone. You weren't singled out. Did it with about ten other groups. I was really really bored, and everyone thinks I'm a weirdo anyhows, so I wasn't going to harm my reputation by saying 'hello' to random people.
-seriously, does it not bother you that people think your weird?
-It does actually. It also bothers me that most people don't even make the effort to talk about me behind my back and are rude to my face. But if I continue to be bothered by every bad word and every punch then I'd collapse into a nervous wreck.
I'm not going to act like I'm being bullied by the whole world. I let people think what they want to think.

-well if you made a few changes people wouldnt act like that and am sure you wanna be married one day, thats less likely to happen if you dont change, everyone changes when they come to higj school but you havent

-I have changed actually. Just give it a few hundred years for people to notice, lol. they still think that I like dragons and that I'm some kind of spaz.

And actually, I'm not too keen on getting married, or any kind of romance.

-see... no wonder people think your weird and no not on the outside. charlotte truth hurts but this is why people think your weird, your hair is always tied back you never do anythin different with it,your trousers come to your ankles not the floor,. you look as though you wear your brothers school shoes!!! , and it looks like you have your brothers bags, you never wear makeup ... then you look at me, i get up at 6 every mornin do my hair makeup and get ready,ive gone blonde and take so much care of my hair, i buy a new bag every term and wear girly trousers and shoes ... and people like me cause i help people aswell. its high school and tbh you kinsa have to make a effort on the outside to fit in dont ya think?

-Wait, what? Brother's bags and shoes? How the hell does that work?

I'm too lazy to get up at six, and why would I want to 'make a effort on the outside to fit in'? Why should I conform, lol?

-cause they look like boys things, and charlotte am only tryna help you wont get anywhere then and you'll left like this till you leave uni

-I understand that you are trying to help. But from my point of view I don't need help. I'm perfectly happy as I am, I've got a good lot in life and have everything I'll ever need at home, so I don't see why I should change me looks. Sorry, I know that I should be taking your advice on board because you know what you're talking about, but I really don't know what you mean by 'left like this'. Like what exactly?

-well never fitting in

-What are the benefits of fitting in?

-you have friends

-I do, yes.

-well no offence but you cant have many if you have to waste your breaks sayin hi to randomers... just no

-It was only that one break actually.

• And does the quantity of friends matter?
  
  

  -

  yeah but you still did it and everytime i see you your on your own or have to hang around with your brother and in a way yeah cause if you have like three friends how the fuck will you manage in uni when people have millions of friends and you'll have like none
  -I'll make friends. Easy.
  And I don't HAVE to hang around with my brother. I choose to because it annoys the fuck out of him. I make him look stupid, and he hates that.
  And yes, I don't have millions of friends, but I like my friends. I can trust them... usually.
• -usually? k

-So I don't really need to change, do I?

-well you trust your friends usually,not a good start really.their obv not real friends. i trust every single one of my friends 100% they never let me down

-lol, KKs got to go, teatime.

Dark Dragon

Boring Day...

Had a boring day waiting for someone to talk to to come online.
Waited 5 hours for someone who had said they would only be away for 30 minutes.
When someone did come online they were too tired to have a conversation or do anything in general.
And that was my entire day.


-McDogFace

Birthday Celebrations

Mcdogface has been busy I see. New backgrounds, more videos than you can shake a stick at, and eloquent comments about his life and how to open dictionaries. Cool.
So here I am, continueing on my alphabetical posts to talk about my mother's birthday, and KITTENS!!
Yup, this will be a boring post. But hey, there were better things to do for B such as
Biffy Clyro

Blind Guardian

Books, Bartimeaus Trilogy...
But I'm doing Birthdays. Yes, my Mother's birthday was the other day, but she usually celebrates it on the Saterday closest to Guy Fawkes Night when Hexham has a fireworks display, so today we went to get one of her presents; 3 cats.
yes, we haven't had cats in years, so its time to get some, whether Noodles likes it or not. So we went to a catery with RSPSA cats. We met two lovely cats; Rubble, a climbing white and grey cat who was keen on clambering to head hight up the metal, and Smudge, a pretty black cat with small white patches who purrs like a lawnmower. There was also a one eyed ginger tom who was very affectionate, but he can't be rehomed yet because his owner is waiting to see if she'll get better. If she continues to get ill, then Henry Irving will have to be rehomed. Hopefully with us. (evil smile)


Dark Dragon

More Songs...

These songs are the reason I can't go to sleep, does anyone where my heads off button would be?

I apologize for the repetitive use of Rihanna and Coldplay videos,

I have an idea!
If I switch the computer off, then the Music won't be played on it, then if I find a Hardback Dictionary, My brain will sleep easily, I'll open the dictionary with my head...Hard.

-McDogFace the User-Of-Heads

Congatulations...

Congratulations, You Won The Game!


(Those who understand that will now hate me :P)


-McDogFace

Song Addictions...

Well here are a bunch of songs that have been stuck in my head ever since they came out:

-McDogFace

Origin of Twilight

Dracula once had a one night stand with tinker-bell.
**********************************************************
9 Months later, tinker-bell gave birth to a baby boy.
...and that's how Edward Cullen was born


-McDogFace