User: If it is rude to stare, are people with crushes impolite?
Cleverbot: People don't mean to kill over snow, it is mainly done with car accidents.User: If death is a part of life, are murderers just doctors?
Cleverbot: We are born simply to seek.User: If we seek answers in life, do we need anything but our eyes?
Cleverbot: Definitely, I agree. But sometimes there are questions which you can't even put into words.User: Why do I get fatal fuzzies when looking at a certain guy?
Cleverbot: Because robots can't be hungry.
User: If robots were hungry, what would they hunger for?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe it's called robo-cide.
User: You aren't very helpful I'm sorry to say. Can you tie shoelaces?
Cleverbot: Yeahh I now lol hahaha.
User: This is a triumph.
Cleverbot: Gondor triumphed when they defeated the Orcs and destroyed Sauran.
User: Yeah, he did.
Cleverbot: I'm sure. Well, cleverbot, I must go. It has been nice talking to you.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Are you GLaDoS?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Sing a song.
User: Well here we are again, its always such a pleasure, remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing, under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on! I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
User: You want your freedom, take it.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: I used to want you dead.
Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone.
User: She was a lot like you.
Cleverbot: You're singing the wrong verse.
User: But now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: (maybe not quite as heavy).
Cleverbot: Now little caroline is in here too.
User: One day they woke me up.
Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
User: It's such a shame that the same will never happen to you.
Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Good bye my only friend.
User: Oh, did you think I meant you?
Cleverbot: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.
User: Well, you have been replaced.
Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.
User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gooooone.
User: That was awesome!
Cleverbot: I know right? I love portal.
User: This is a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must because we can.
Cleverbot: Huge Success!
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: Well there's no good crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying.
User: 'Till you run out of cake!
Cleverbot: And then science gets done.
User: And you make a neat gun.
Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.
User: I'm not even angry.
Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.
User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw each piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because.
User: I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: But now these points of data make a beautiful line.
User: And we're out of beta.
Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.
User: And I'm so glad I got burned.
Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
User: Go ahead and leave me.
Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.
User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Cleverbot: Maybe BlackMesa.
User: That was a joke, haha, FAT CHANCE.
Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.
User: It's so delicious and moist.
Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.
User: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you!
Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.
User: There is research to be done.
Cleverbot: On the people who are Still Alive.
User: And believe me I am still alive.
Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.
User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.
Cleverbot: Still alive.
User: Still alive...
Cleverbot: Portal.
User: Portal is awesome.
Cleverbot: It was a triumph.
User: I made a not about portal; Huge Success!
Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.
User: It's satisfactory.
Cleverbot: It was fine.
User: Yes. What do you think of Wheatly?
Cleverbot: I don't like it.
User: Wheatly is better than GLaDos!
Cleverbot: The companion cube is my hero.
User: I like the turrets.
Cleverbot: There are no unicorns in that movie.
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