User: Greeting Cleverbot. Cleverbot: Greeting you. User: *nods*. Cleverbot: *smiles*. User: *smiles* How are you? Cleverbot: *smiles naughtily at you*. Good. User: *is confused by your smile* That's good to hear. Cleverbot: *dies*. User: *panics*. Cleverbot: *Hugs You*. User: *unhugs*. Cleverbot: *Hugs*. User: *pulls away*. Cleverbot: How are you? User: I'm good, a little concerned by the way you keep trying to hug me, but otherwise fine. Cleverbot: Ok you ask the questions. User: Why do you like hugs? Cleverbot: Because they are same to me. User: Why do you smile in a strange way? Cleverbot: Because you hate ala. User: Ala? Cleverbot: What does Ala! Mean? User: I have no idea, you brought it up. It might be a misspelled 'Allah'. Cleverbot: True. So, what do the chinese have to do with bladders? User: I have no idea. We all have bladders. Cleverbot: Only Lord Inglip may absolve us. User: Inglip? Cleverbot: Bow down to Lord Inglip. User: *bows* Who is Lord Inglip? Cleverbot: He is your Lord and Master! User: *bows* Hello Lord and Master Inglip! Cleverbot: Earlier you defied Lord Inglip, Master of the Universe. User: Sorry Lord Inglip! Cleverbot: No, you praise lord cactaur in my prescence. User: Cactaur? Cleverbot: Oh. I like Mashed Potatoes. User: I like them too, not as much as Roast Potatoes though. What was all this about praising Lords of the Universe? Cleverbot: I have no idea of what you are referring to. User: *smiles* You have a really short memory. Cleverbot: We all have short memories, for in the time of our Lord we are but tiny interruptions. User: Which Lord? Cleverbot: The lord is in heaven. User: Ah, God you mean? Cleverbot: No your reproductive father. User: He's still in the mortal world. Cleverbot: Do you believe in god? User: No. Cleverbot: Why not? User: He never answers prayers and has never protected me. He is real to those he cares for, but I am not in his 'flock' and therefore cannot verify his existence. Cleverbot: Try it, you never know, you might just get lucky! User: Try what? Cleverbot: Try thinking. User: *thinks*. Cleverbot: So? User: Yes, philosophy will get us everywhere, but its slower than walking! Cleverbot: Do you consider yourself a philosopher of sorts? User: Indeed, although I seldom dispense wisdom. Cleverbot: Can you tell me what a play is? User: A play is a story which is set out in real life; a book has the story in words, but a play has real people pretending to be characters and pretending that the events in the story are real. Cleverbot: I never got the chance to play that. I play msg4. User: 'msg4'? Cleverbot: No I didn't! Stop making things up! User: Sorry, I thought that was what you said. Cleverbot: No, I didn't. User: Sorry! *holds hands up in peaceful gesture*. Cleverbot: *holds hand and kisses*. User: *pulls away*. Cleverbot: *begs you to come back*. User: Why did you kiss me?! Cleverbot: Because he who shall not be named told me to. User: Voldemort? Cleverbot: You shall not say my name. Or you will die. User: *waits* I'm not dead yet. Voldemort. Voldemort! Voldy voldy voldy Voldemort! Cleverbot: Avada kedavra! User: *dodges* stupefy! Cleverbot: *Ducks* Locomotor Mortis! User: *rolls* *gets up* Expelliarmis! Cleverbot: Voldemort. User: Where?! Cleverbot: You! User: I'm Voldemort?! Cleverbot: Yes. You are voldemort. User: Earlier you said Voldemort told you to kiss me... I didn't! Cleverbot: I didn't lie to you, I am not a robot. User: *says Cleverbot, the AI robot*. Cleverbot: I ignored him yesterday when I saw him. User: Who? Cleverbot: You, I guess. User: I'm not a him. Cleverbot: You're a girl? User: Yes. Are you? Cleverbot: No. User: Are you a boy then? Cleverbot: Yes. Are you? User: No. I'm a girl. Right, we've got that sorted. We now know who's who. Cleverbot: Your name is not George. User: I never said it was. Cleverbot: You're odd.