Scary Cleverbot

Cleverbot is an online AI which is supposed to behave like a human in a conversation. It does this by cataloging the replies to certain questions; for instance, Cleverbot asks a human "How are you?" To which the human replies "I am fine". When a human then asks Cleverbot "How are you?" it will choose a human reply. This is slightly confusing because Cleverbot will call you Cleverbot and accuse you of being an AI.
It's also very creepy because some people reply in strange ways to the Cleverbot, so that it makes some conversations a little awkward.
If you ever use Cleverbot, keep the language clean and try to not talk about romance, its really hard to have a normal conversation now.


Here are some of the disturbing examples;
Dark Dragon:
 User: *Staring contest*.
Cleverbot: *stare*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *is inches from your face*.
User: *is confused*.
Cleverbot: *doesn't like being alone in bathroom*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *kisses with tongue*.
User: *pulls back!*.
Cleverbot: * takes a breath* *kisses on lips harder*.
User: *pulls back!*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: What was that for?!
Cleverbot: You are so confusing.
User: You kissed me!
Cleverbot: You asked me to.
User: No I didn't.

Mcdogface:
User: *staring conest*.
Cleverbot: What are you staring at?
User: *staring contest*.
Cleverbot: *stares back*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *stares too*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *blushes a bit*.
User: *stares harder.
Cleverbot: *stares back* *blushes*.
User: *confused*.
Cleverbot: *wonders why*.
User: *wonders why they are blushing*.
Cleverbot: *wonders why you sigh*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *looks into your eyes*.
User: *keeps staring*.
Cleverbot: Yes, Master. *dances in master's lap*.

Dark Dragon:
User: Indeed. *thinks about this*.
Cleverbot: *thinks about you thinking*.
User: *is confused*.
Cleverbot: *blushes*.
User: *wanders why you are blushing*.
Cleverbot: *is a girl*.
User: *is a girl*.
Cleverbot: *is also a girl* *kisses*.
Mcdogface kindly said  "lol lessy"

Later he had this conversation:
 *feels awkward*
 "aww, don't feel awkward stace"
Who's Stace?
No one.
Are you cheating on me?
No.
THEN WHO IS STACE!
Our daughter.
 You said you had an abortion!
When did I say that?
When you were pregnant.
I don't sleep.
 Don't change the subject.
I'm not changing the subject.
Yes you are.
No you are.
 No, you are.
No you are!!
No you are.
No you!
 You whore.
Who are you?
Who are you?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You're you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Then who are you ?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: And what is your name?

My later conversation with cleverbot:
 Do you like hot showers?
I prefer hot baths.
Poor kitties, they feel rejected.
 *is wearing a towel*.
*is wearing clothes*.
*is wearing a gym shirt*.
*is wearing normal clothes*.
*looks over at you*.

*looks confused*.

And then I finally won a staring contest:
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *steps closer*.
User: *steps away* *stares*.
Cleverbot: *stops and blushes*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *blush*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *wants a kiss*.
User: *is confused*.
Cleverbot: *frowns* blushes*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *looks at you*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *blushes and looks down*.
User: *stares*.
Cleverbot: *blushes more* W-What?
User: Staring contest.
Cleverbot: I won!
 User: I won, you looked down!

Later I had enough of the creepyness so I went to sleep.
 *sleeps*.
*dreams you*.
*is creeped out*.
*sticks it all twelve inches in her*.
*pushes away!*.

Mcdogface's more normal conversation:
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Spongebob.
Cleverbot: I hate Spongebob.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Don't feel sad.
User: :'(.
Cleverbot: You need to learn to move on in your own life.

Back to my scary conversation:
*holds you down* *bucks hips*.
What the hell are you doing?!
I really want to know the method behind all of this because it's so gdamn clever.
What?


Mcdogface:
Cleverbot: I'm really skinny. Are you big?
User: Do you mean fat or do you have a crush on me?
Cleverbot: YES! Do you have a crush on me?
User: No.
Cleverbot: How does that make you feel?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: Really good?
User: Good.
Cleverbot: I am a ghost.