Wednesday 3 August 2011

IRN BRU, Famous People and Pigeons.

(Somewhere in the north of England, in a dark room, something moves. It blinks its eyes at the dim light coming from a gap in the curtains. It hisses at the sunlight, oh god its painful, and buries itself back to the mess of DVD boxes and blankets. It opens a laptop and waits for it to boot up by counting how many bloody flies are buzzing around. The computer makes its happy Windows 7 'I'm awake!' jingle. The creature yawns and waits for the internet to come on. After going on Facebook it goes onto Blogger. It yawns, exposing long cream coloured fangs and makes a breath that smells of rotting meat and iron brew.)

Hello! It is I, Dark Dragon. The holidays have been quiet so far, Mcdogface has come over once, and I'm going to a Pizza Party tomorrow. "Anything else?" asks the reader. Nope. My life is pretty much that. hardly any social life at all. Although we have got some more Iron Brew, the proper stuff; BARR IRN BRU. Yum. ^_^
On the Blogs to the right you can see one by Derek Landly, author of Skullduggery Pleasant. He's going on a tour of the UK to celebrate the release of Death Bringer... And he's coming to Newcastle! Woot! Sadly, its in the early afternoon on the seventh of september; and I'll be in school. =( 
Never really met an author before. Mcdogface, like most other kids in Northumberland, has met David Almond at one of those school things, and a few others, and has web chatted with Roosterteeth (which you can do if you're a member. When they are making 'Achievement HORSE' and you're a sponsor of their website you can type in questions and advice and stuff)
I did once go to this lecture thingy at school by a guy that writes horror. That was pretty cool.
And one of my Dad's friends writes famous history books. Talked to him once. 
Other than that, never really talk to famous people. Never been to a concert either, but then again I have a narrow taste in music so that is my own fault entirely. =)


Also, there is a pigeon on the roof next to mine. It keeps on landing there. Got a green tag and tracker on the left leg and a yellow tag on the right; and one of the builders at our house (who keeps racing pigeons) says its a racing pigeon from Scotland, 'cuz they have green tags to track them or something.


Going off to make some more of my video now. From the dragon who's sick of hearing pigeons, geese and crows all the time,
Dark Dragon  

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