Corn Snakes

10 reasons why corn snakes are awesome.
1. They sleep. Too lazy to have a dog or a playful kitten? Get a corn snake.
2. Only poo once a week. Easy to clean.
3.Awesomeness. Like a dragon with no wings. Or fire. Or limbs. Or... Okay, its not a dragon. Still awesome though.
4.Colourful. So many different morphs.
5. You get to feed them dead mice.
6. If you're squeamish of mice, you get to feed them mice at the end of a pair of tweezers.
7. You can wrap them around your hands and show them off.
8. You can put them in a basket and pretend to be a snake charmer. Okay, they'll probably sleep, but still awesome.
9. They like watching television. The perfect companion.
10. They're snakes. They are snakes. You can't get more awesome than a PET snake.


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