Chucking Woodchucks

What's this? A hypothetical woodchuck, magically made by Mcdogface's questiuon? Hey, woodchuck, see that shredder?
"Squeak!"
Alright, I'll chuck the woodchuck!


Laughing evilly,
Dark Dragon

Propaganda

What is this?? Dark Dragon is offering things she cannot follow through on? The only thing she should be offering is more awesome posts which is all I am offering, so I only have one question for everyone... How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood:-)

-McDogFace

...? You want to read this 'cuz it has a question mark.

Hello survivors of the free world!  How are you all?
Sorry about the absence of Blogging for the past few days but... Hey, wait a mo, only two of you have voted at the top, and the votes are both for Mcdogface!  C'mon, I'm typing my fingertips off here! I even wrote some poetry! What do I need to do to gain votes...?
Offer free cake.
Yes, if you look at this post hard enough, cake shall materialize in your mind. It works, try it!
Also, I'm making a trailer for my epic film. The main character (who is very badly animated) makes video diaries throughout the film, and transmits them on a frequency only her fans can use. It's set in the future and involves zombies, dragons, spaceships, daemons, knives and I'll probably throw in some ducks too. And a crocodile. And a castle. And Scotland. And cake. Chocolate cake.


Vote for me as world leader!
Dark Dragon

We are the stones...

We are the stones you walk on,
the stones below your feet,
soon you wish we were gone,
the wraiths of the street.


We cannot feel, we cannot think,
Dead creatures from beyond the brink,
Our eyes aren't there, so we see all,
We DO care, and we'll watch you fall,


I must be a stone, as you said,
I'm blank, no friends,
emotionless, dead,
I'll find the ends,


Of lives, of times, of you, of your thoughts,


We cannot think, we cannot feel,
Hearts of rock and teeth of steel,
Our eyes aren't there so we see all,
We'll care when we watch you fall.


Of course we don't exist!
What a laughable notion!
But we shall persist,
To set things in motion....


You said things to make me cry,
You said things to make me roar,
My life was ruined, time to die,
Step into Death's Dark Door,


But then I changed, became numb,
joined and parted from the crowd,
monosyllabled and dumb,
what you see now, absence of loud,


I am the stone...


I WILL NOT THINK 
I WILL NOT FEEL
I AM NOT HERE
I AM NOT REAL!


Now THAT was some serious emo poetry. Wrote it myself I did. =P


How the hell did Mcdogface get that large shiny screen for episode 2 of Red Vs Blue? I must know!


Dark Dragon

Red vs Blue Season 9 Episode 2

Videos.

Just a quick note;

A Thousand and Twelve views, 

Thank You!

Now, back to business. I've made a vid for the channel, a depressing random one that I might post one day, but for now I'm working on a masterpiece, an epic film that makes 'Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows' look like a camping trip...  And Harry Potter is EPIC. 
Also, I think Mcdogface has a Minecraft vid, and he and the mysterious new member are going to make a series of Minecraft-related vids. Looks good so far.
So soon our channel will have many more videos on it for you to waste your time on... But wait, there's more... Red Vs Blue Season 9 came out last week, woot! The next episode is tomorrow. 
Here's what the first episode was like; 

This post was brought to you by a wonderful person. Please vote for me at the top, and you shall receive a cake of contentment via telepathy.
Dark Dragon

1000!!!!!

1000 Blog Views, woot!
To celebrate this, we may or may not be introducing a new member, as dark dragon may or may not have told you... 


-McDogFace The Jaffa Cake of the cheerful clan