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9 Months later, tinker-bell gave birth to a baby boy.
...and that's how Edward Cullen was born
-McDogFace
Monday, 31 October 2011
Origin of Twilight
Dracula once had a one night stand with tinker-bell.
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9 Months later, tinker-bell gave birth to a baby boy.
...and that's how Edward Cullen was born
-McDogFace
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9 Months later, tinker-bell gave birth to a baby boy.
...and that's how Edward Cullen was born
-McDogFace
Saturday, 29 October 2011
An order of Beauty
I'm going to make alphabetical posts now. This is A. A for An order of Beauty. Next post will be B. If B's title has more than one word, the last word has to begin with C.
Order makes our universe. I love order.
My books are in order, my games are in order, I sometimes sneak into the rooms of my siblings and order THEIR things. Why?
I get the chillies when they aren't. I might have OCD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Don't like Disorder. Needs organizing.
So, why bring this up now? Well, when my friend (from now on I'll code-name her... Um... Pony Girl. Suits her.) was sleeping at my house, she sketched a lot. And used my box of coloured pencils. And never put them back right. Who in sane hell puts 'Scarlet Lake' (red) between 'Gray Blue' and 'Pea Green'?" And upside down as well?! Chaos.
AND she kept me up at night saying "CRUSH!" ('Crush'. Noun/verb. Either to mash something, or to fancy someone. Also the name given to the person you fancy.) Yeah, and that kept me awake. And made me a have a wonderful/terrible dream. It was nice because at the time it was the best scenario in the world, but terrible because when I woke up I was shocked I even dreamed about it. I am now scared of jumping off walls and ambulances. but I'm not going to give you the details of the dream, unless you comment and say "Oooh, please, we want to hear it!" But until then, I doubt very much that anyone would want to know. I don't want to know. I wish I didn't.
Anyhow;
Scene from Hellboy 2. Hellboy doesn't like the new agent for some reason...
So, I'll keep this post short. I'll think of something interesting for B.
Dark Dragon
Order makes our universe. I love order.
My books are in order, my games are in order, I sometimes sneak into the rooms of my siblings and order THEIR things. Why?
I get the chillies when they aren't. I might have OCD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Don't like Disorder. Needs organizing.
So, why bring this up now? Well, when my friend (from now on I'll code-name her... Um... Pony Girl. Suits her.) was sleeping at my house, she sketched a lot. And used my box of coloured pencils. And never put them back right. Who in sane hell puts 'Scarlet Lake' (red) between 'Gray Blue' and 'Pea Green'?" And upside down as well?! Chaos.
AND she kept me up at night saying "CRUSH!" ('Crush'. Noun/verb. Either to mash something, or to fancy someone. Also the name given to the person you fancy.) Yeah, and that kept me awake. And made me a have a wonderful/terrible dream. It was nice because at the time it was the best scenario in the world, but terrible because when I woke up I was shocked I even dreamed about it. I am now scared of jumping off walls and ambulances. but I'm not going to give you the details of the dream, unless you comment and say "Oooh, please, we want to hear it!" But until then, I doubt very much that anyone would want to know. I don't want to know. I wish I didn't.
Anyhow;
So, I'll keep this post short. I'll think of something interesting for B.
Dark Dragon
Thursday, 27 October 2011
Slavery
Well, sorry that you are FORCED to stay on this blog. Really am Mcdogface. You must be so lonely.
Except people talk to you on the internet! My Facebook, my Hotmail, my Skype... All radio silenced. Luckily I have a friend to keep me company! Woot!
I've known her since I was... Born. But we get bored very easily. She wants to go back to her horse, Harvey Mcawesome (I added the second name). So keep boredom at bay we are constantly watching films and drawing pictures. She's a proper artist... and doesn't notice it for some reason.
So, so far in the holidays I've had two friends over... Which is different from other holidays... Sitting on my backside, my brother not talking to me, my parents too busy working, my snake asleep... Unless Mcdogface is at my house then we play on the Xbox like hooligans!
Yes, I'm bringing back the word hooligan. Ahem.
Good to see Mcdogface like the Boosh!
Dark Dragon
Except people talk to you on the internet! My Facebook, my Hotmail, my Skype... All radio silenced. Luckily I have a friend to keep me company! Woot!
I've known her since I was... Born. But we get bored very easily. She wants to go back to her horse, Harvey Mcawesome (I added the second name). So keep boredom at bay we are constantly watching films and drawing pictures. She's a proper artist... and doesn't notice it for some reason.
So, so far in the holidays I've had two friends over... Which is different from other holidays... Sitting on my backside, my brother not talking to me, my parents too busy working, my snake asleep... Unless Mcdogface is at my house then we play on the Xbox like hooligans!
Yes, I'm bringing back the word hooligan. Ahem.
Good to see Mcdogface like the Boosh!
Dark Dragon
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
Calm a Llama Down...
Calm a llama down
Calm a llama deep down
In the ocean blue
Like a barnacle
Sitting in the tight place
Laughing at the monkey arm
Pulling like a china boy
Kara-way
Kara-way
Kara-way noise
Boing Tikka Masala
Calm a llama deep down
In the ocean blue
Like a barnacle
Sitting in the tight place
Laughing at the monkey arm
Pulling like a china boy
Kara-way
Kara-way
Kara-way noise
Boing Tikka Masala
Boing Tikka Masala
Ooh Tooth, Tooth
Anyways Can't be arsed to listen to the comments from the last post (I get an e-mail every time someone comments)so I'm staying.
Also, Mighty Boosh Fans will know what the Lyrics above are from.
-McDogFace the Forced to Be Here
Tuesday, 25 October 2011
Silence...
I have so far gone 3 days without talking to anyone except family,
Do you ever get that feeling when you think that people only talk to you out of pity?
I've had that feeling for months now. I'm thinking of stopping the blog for good,
I'm just too damn miserable, I'll just end up making everyone depressed.
So this is a probable final goodbye, Hope you enjoy the posts of Dark Dragon,
-McDogFace
Do you ever get that feeling when you think that people only talk to you out of pity?
I've had that feeling for months now. I'm thinking of stopping the blog for good,
I'm just too damn miserable, I'll just end up making everyone depressed.
So this is a probable final goodbye, Hope you enjoy the posts of Dark Dragon,
Life...
I have now decided I hate life and all that comes with it.
I know that my life could be worse but the way I see it, If that was the case then it would be less complicated.
I would consider this an improvement,
I am now going to stop talking as it's just going to make the blog depressing and that is something most people could do without.
Here's something to lighten the mood:
-McDogFace the Downer
I know that my life could be worse but the way I see it, If that was the case then it would be less complicated.
I would consider this an improvement,
I am now going to stop talking as it's just going to make the blog depressing and that is something most people could do without.
Here's something to lighten the mood:
Monday, 24 October 2011
If there was no Illness...
If the world was without illness,
there would be more living people, they would only die from age or physical injury,
Most people would be happier,
Hospitals would be under-crowded,
The human population would grow to an inexplicable size,
But most importantly...I WOULDN'T HAVE A FREAKING COLD!!!!
-McDogFace the Ill
there would be more living people, they would only die from age or physical injury,
Most people would be happier,
Hospitals would be under-crowded,
The human population would grow to an inexplicable size,
But most importantly...I WOULDN'T HAVE A FREAKING COLD!!!!
-McDogFace the Ill
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