Always.
This constant 'I'm better than you'; 'I read slowly so I must enjoy the books more so I'm better than you', 'I can kill hundreds of aliens on Halo so I'm better than you', 'I do art for GCSE, not just a hobby so I'm better than you', and when he wasn't single, 'awww, you just don't like my snogging because I've got a girlfriend so I'm better than you'. It stings sometimes. He'll read this, and deem my words unfair. But from my perspective, I find him annoying. Especially when he says I 'rush' books. I don't 'rush' books; I just read quickly, that's all. How dare he say that I can't appreciate books?! How DARE he, he who only reads a book once and then leaves it on the shelf to gather dust, he who uses up our internet talking so we can't get Xbox Live, he can't possibly know what enjoyment I get out of books. Sure, I read fast; but a £1 World Book Day book isn't that long, and the other books? I read fast because my brain has adapted to do so.
Anyhow, ignore my ranting. Skulduggery Pleasant: The End of The World will be there until the end of the month. It's tasty; try it.
Also;
...I need to think of more things to say.
Remember, it is not the End of The World if:
-You are still single; no one cares, get some ice cream.
-you spill milk: don't cry
-your brother is annoying
-you can't see what everyone else is looking at
-you don't have Portal. But Portal is important.
Dark Dragon