Origin of Twilight

Dracula once had a one night stand with tinker-bell.
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9 Months later, tinker-bell gave birth to a baby boy.
...and that's how Edward Cullen was born


-McDogFace

An order of Beauty

I'm going to make alphabetical posts now. This is A. A for An order of Beauty. Next post will be B. If B's title has more than one word, the last word has to begin with C.
Order makes our universe. I love order. 
My books are in order, my games are in order, I sometimes sneak into the rooms of my siblings and order THEIR things. Why?
I get the chillies when they aren't. I might have OCD. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Don't like Disorder. Needs organizing.
So, why bring this up now? Well, when my friend (from now on I'll code-name her... Um... Pony Girl. Suits her.) was sleeping at my house, she sketched a lot. And used my box of coloured pencils. And never put them back right. Who in sane hell puts 'Scarlet Lake' (red) between 'Gray Blue' and 'Pea Green'?" And upside down as well?! Chaos. 


AND she kept me up at night saying "CRUSH!" ('Crush'. Noun/verb. Either to mash something, or to fancy someone. Also the name given to the person you fancy.) Yeah, and that kept me awake. And made me a have a wonderful/terrible dream. It was nice because at the time it was the best scenario in the world, but terrible because when I woke up I was shocked I even dreamed about it. I am now scared of jumping off walls and ambulances. but I'm not going to give you the details of the dream, unless you comment and say "Oooh, please, we want to hear it!" But until then, I doubt very much that anyone would want to know. I don't want to know. I wish I didn't.


Anyhow;

Scene from Hellboy 2. Hellboy doesn't like the new agent for some reason...



So, I'll keep this post short. I'll think of something interesting for B.


Dark Dragon

Slavery

Well, sorry that you are FORCED to stay on this blog. Really am Mcdogface. You must be so lonely.
Except people talk to you on the internet! My Facebook, my Hotmail, my Skype... All radio silenced. Luckily I have a friend to keep me company! Woot!
I've known her since I was... Born. But we get bored very easily. She wants to go back to her horse, Harvey Mcawesome (I added the second name). So keep boredom at bay we are constantly watching films and drawing pictures. She's a proper artist... and doesn't notice it for some reason.
So, so far in the holidays I've had two friends over... Which is different from other holidays... Sitting on my backside, my brother not talking to me, my parents too busy working, my snake asleep... Unless Mcdogface is at my house then we play on the Xbox like hooligans!
Yes, I'm bringing back the word hooligan. Ahem.
Good to see Mcdogface like the Boosh!


Dark Dragon

Calm a Llama Down...

Calm a llama down
Calm a llama deep down
In the ocean blue
Like a barnacle
Sitting in the tight place
Laughing at the monkey arm
Pulling like a china boy

Kara-way
Kara-way
Kara-way noise

Boing Tikka Masala

Boing Tikka Masala

Ooh Tooth, Tooth

Anyways Can't be arsed to listen to the comments from the last post (I get an e-mail every time someone comments)so I'm staying.

Also, Mighty Boosh Fans will know what the Lyrics above are from.

-McDogFace the Forced to Be Here

Silence...

I have so far gone 3 days without talking to anyone except family,
Do you ever get that feeling when you think that people only talk to you out of pity?
I've had that feeling for months now. I'm thinking of stopping the blog for good,
I'm just too damn miserable, I'll just end up making everyone depressed.
So this is a probable final goodbye, Hope you enjoy the posts of Dark Dragon,

-McDogFace

Life...

I have now decided I hate life and all that comes with it.
I know that my life could be worse but the way I see it, If that was the case then it would be less complicated.
I would consider this an improvement,
I am now going to stop talking as it's just going to make the blog depressing and that is something most people could do without.
Here's something to lighten the mood:

-McDogFace the Downer

If there was no Illness...

If the world was without illness,
there would be more living people, they would only die from age or physical injury,
Most people would be happier,
Hospitals would be under-crowded,
The human population would grow to an inexplicable size,
But most importantly...I WOULDN'T HAVE A FREAKING COLD!!!!

-McDogFace the Ill

Gaming Boredom

If anyone has Steam my name is jcdragon14 feel free to add me to play on some random crap.
Also, I've already mentioned this months ago but anyone with Xbox Live my name is SniperJC14.
Anyways had this song stuck in my head for ages:

Laters guys and girls,
-McDogFace the Bored

Neighborhood Creeps

My Neighborhood is getting pretty freaking weird!
We got a couple around the corner who drink and take drugs, (They even had a kid younger than me injured on the floor crying!) they also feel the need to pick fights with us at any opportunity when they are drunk.
Also my best friend who lives with me has his very own personal stalker!
Thank God I'm moving a week on tuesday!
Anyways here's something to lighten the mood:

Just forget about the above writings its just me rambling.
-McDogFace the Creep Magnet

I'm Back... I Think....

Hey everyone,
I'm back for now,
my attempt at getting a social life backfired dramatically,
my xbox is working again ^_^ SniperJC14 is back ^_^
increased my music collection to a stupidly huge size,
increased it some more,
going to see Example in Leeds on the 7th December, which means when I arrive home I will be 15 as my birthday is on the 8th,
running out of things to say,
Dark Dragon is saving near enough the entire fantasy artwork collection of the world onto her laptop,
this is a brilliant series by to british people called Simon and Lewis (or Honeydew and Xephos)

my dog has just decided to get as muddy as possible and jump on my bed,
this is alot of one line comments,
got the third series of The Mighty Boosh on DVD,

Be aware strong language in the above video.

got plans to start a Terraria web series or Minecraft (haven't decided yet),

that's about it for now,

-McDogFace the Lost

Hunted: Demon's Forge

I bet you're all tired of hearing about me and my borrrrrrrring life. This is The Random Post, is it not? So lets talk some Randoms!

(Note the Emo, is it a girl or a boy?) Poor Clanners...
Anyhow, the title of this post refers to a game that my brother bought last week. 'Hunted' was created by Bethseda, the makers of Oblivion and other Elder Scrolls games (for those who are unfamiliar with those, they are Role Playing fantasy games well known for their sense of freedom and ability to go into a pub and kill everybody)
By the looks of it, they've used the same graphics pack as Larian Studios (who made Divinity 2, the most epic game ever because you can be a dragon and a girl in snazzy Night Bringer armour- cool beans!) which means that you are in a picturesque fantasy world wherever you go.
The game is described as a 'dungeon crawl with the intensity of a modern shooter'. Basically, they use dramatic camera angles to film good old fashioned orc killing, although the 'orcs' are called 'Wargar'. They are basically orcs.


(Most of this post was deleted because my brother does not wish to be mentioned AT ALL on this page. So no mentioning my bro. Don't even think about it.)


Here's a nice trailer for y'all. Observe the dragons, the demons and the gory awesomeness set in a pretty and fantastical landscape.

Dark Dragon

Help!

...I think I'm turning into a teenage girl.
Well, okay, I am a girl, and when I reached the age of eleven I became more teenage-y and when I became thirteen I was an official teenager. But... I've never been like a TEENAGE GIRL. I don't have a group where we all stand around giggling and talking about gossip and boys. I sometimes do that part time with Minty, Laura, Karma and Jana (today I'm abandoning the 'only use codenames on the blog' rule. As long as I don't rub the second names everywhere I'll be fine) but with this group of girls I am an outsider, and don't really contribute. And Teenage Girls have sleep overs. When I was good friends with Hannah and Natalie (since starting high school we've drifted away like plate techtonics. I miss those guys) we did kind of girly things. Okay, I didn't wear makeup, and my skin reacted badly when i tried a mud pack once (chafed red skin for a week. Nicht gut.) but we went shopping (I found it boring. REALLY BORING. But fun in a way. I was doing it with FRIENDS afterall) and we had sleepovers. And now I have had a sleepover at Jenny's house. But that was a Boosh Party, and it was all youtube watching and yelling at Naan Bread. So all in all, I avoid girliness and have never really bothered conforming to the Teenage Girl archeatype.
Until yesterday.
Something happened that I'll never forgive my brain for.
I have this system of labeling people in a corridor. I find this sharpens the mind, to be able to pick up details about a person. For instance: Fill in physics teacher. Tall-ish man, square-ish face. Average. Commanding voice suggests he's not a part-time teacher, but his habit of frequently telling off the class shows he hasn't been in teaching long. Posh accent.
Glancing at people in the corridor usually results in: Blond haired girl, purple GOLA bag. Short brown haired boy, roundish face.
But yesterday I saw someone and my mental note was; tallish boy. Kind of cute.
Backtrack a sec; cute? When do I say CUTE?! When talking about reptiles obviously. Or amphibians. Or puffins. Or kittens. Tapirs. Piglets. Tiger cubs. Did I just use it to describe a boy?!
Yes I did. I don't even fancy the guy, I just noticed that his features weren't unfortunate-looking. Hmmm. I was confused by this, and so asked for help from someone who used language such as this frequently. Yeah, Minty. Oops. 
After carefully explaining (it was PE. If you'd like to picture the scene, imagine a small green changing room that stinks hight heaven and is lit with pale light from windows near the ceiling at one end. Now imagine a scruffy dragon in one corner, talking to two girls) that I didn't fancy this guy, and I'd just labeled him  as 'cute', Minty started laughing and saying that I had feelings.
Yup, and it didn't end there. Because she saw that I was embarrassed by this, and asked me who I saw in my mind's eye when she said "fit". My mind saw the guy I fancy, and I hastily tried to block him out before I entered a daydream. Minty says I get a 'daydream' face. And she said I had one there. Then she said "hot". I told her to shut up. Then came "Sexy". 
"I don't think about him in that way!" I snapped.
"Oooh, yeah you do. He's sexy"
"Shut the hell up."
Then came the point when she started asking me to picture scenarios. ( wouldn't mind if someone commented to say whether Teenage Girls really do think like this) : The first one was to imagine him naked. I bluntly said no. But my brain was starting to... But I managed to keep it trained on thoughts of dinosaurs and why the classification system has changed. Then she said that I should imagine him naked, on my bed, covered in rose petals. This one I didn't find gross, more just thinking what the hell has this girl been thinking?! Is this how people picture romantic scenes?! She did describe it as romantic, and I explained that I thought romantic would be dissecting a dead crow together, or playing Halo.
Then she said something which highly disturbed me. She said, and I quote, "Imagine him covered in chocolate, and imagine licking it off his body."
O_o Errr.... Come again? Sadly, my brain tried to visualize this. (facedesk) (by the way I made sure it did not manage. Concentrated on weather Mapusaurus would now be in the same group as Gigantosaurus, and whether they were in the same as Carcaradontosaurus)
 And then the one which my brain actually managed to show in gruesome HD; "Can you imagine kissing him, or him kissing you, on the neck, right there when it feels nice..." Okay, I've never been kissed at all, so I wouldn't know if a kiss on the neck feels nice but... My mind got hold of those words and now I'm thinking about it. It would be electric. No! No no no nononononononononono! Will not think about it. Will. Not. Think.
Have I mentioned how much I hate Minty? 


Well now I'm facing a problem. I might have started labeling guys as 'cute'. Soon I'll be rating their looks... And then only viewing them as who to fancy and who not to fancy... How will I be friends with anyone then?! What if it doesn't end there? What if... What if my brain goes so girl I say "Master Chief is not hot, so I shaln't play Halo"
... I hope i can keep my sanity. I hope that this goes no further. My brain made a mistake. It does that sometimes. it fails to spell words, or do simple maths. So I'll learn.


Today after school, Mcdogface, Crazy Steve and I were walking out of school. And the guy I fancied was just ahead of us. I had to keep mentally shaking myself (at least... I hope it was mentally) and I was barely paying attention. Oh god, why do I have to have a crush on someone so HOT?! I said to Mcdogface that I'm easily distracted, and he said "Ooh, look, a boy with two eyes!" and so I pretended to look around for this interesting phenonomon, shouting "WHERE?! WHERE?!" 


So, if you have any advice on how to keep my sanity and not turn into a teenage girl, then please comment.
Thank you.


Dark Dragon

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One Thousand and Seven Hundred Views

Thank You!

And now some random videos to watch:

Sorry

The past two posts began with advertising for the Skulduggery Pleasant books. Sorry. Mcdogface has pointed out that Derek Landly is wrongly using children to further his own enterprise to gain money. 


Byes


Dark Dragon

Skulduggery Pleasant!

http://bit.ly/qNJYCP

Read it, and join the Skuttlebugs!

If you like

-Magic

-Madness

-Zombies

-Vampires

-Lolz

-and Skeleton Detectives, then these are the books for you!

Click on the link to discover awesomeness, and slightly help towards the Friend get Friend competition which I'm participating in. And don't worry, the link just goes to the Skul-Man website.

Tomorrow I'm doing that gaddamn dare. Apparently the worldwide con of Horoscoping agrees; 

Daily Horoscope: October 13, 2011

You'll have all the energy you need to make changes, find answers and do any other darned thing you want to do. All you need to do is want it. Think about what you really want, then aim and fire.

• Compatibility: Virgo
• Mood: Aggressive
• Lucky Color: Rose Pink
• Lucky Number: 89
• Lucky Time of Day: 5am

(Please Note- I do not believe in horoscopes. They usually lie. Never base life choices on them. But they are funny when they kind of match what's going on in real life.)

If you don't know what the dare is, scroll to the bottom of the previous post. By the way, I failed it again today.

Dark Dragon

Skulduggery Pleasant, four winged dinosaurs and Dare of the Dark Dragon

 http://bit.ly/qNJYCP.  Just a quick Skulduggery Promo. Don't know about Skulduggery Pleasant? (horrified gasp) 
Well at the minute the author, Derek Landly (also known as The Golden God by his devoted minions, the Skuttlebugs) is doing a competition (two competitions, if you are in America) where Skuttlebugs have to go around using the internet to spread the word of Skul-Man. Don't believe me? There's  his blog link at the side.
Right, so for those of you who don't know about the almighty Skul Man, I can tell you right now.
Skulduggery Pleasant has been dead for some time. But thanks to the handiness of magic, he can walk and talk and shoot fireballs at people. In the first book, simply entitled 'Skulduggery Pleasant', a girl called Stephanie Edgly meets him after the tragic death of his uncle. From this encounter, 6 books have spawned, and there's another trilogy to come. The books are about MAGIC, and VAMPIRES WHICH DON'T SPARKLE BUT RIP THEIR SKIN OFF INSTEAD, and SKELETON DETECTIVES and HYPNOTIZING LIBRARIANS and PHSYCIC TATOOISTS and much much more. Just awesomeness on both sides of the page.
So have a read of the funny books.
There's
Skulduggery Pleasant
Playing with Fire
The Faceless Ones
Dark Days
Mortal Coil
Death Bringer
And on World Book Day next year there'll be 'Skulduggery Pleasant and the end of the world', a short story you can get for one pound. One delicious pound.


So, onto the next part of this post; Microraptors. After seeing an episode of 'Planet Dinosaur' which confused me by mixing up the classification order of large therapods I decided to unearth my wonderful Paleontology books. One of them is the beautiful 'Bones Rock' by Peter Larson and Kristin Donnan. Now anyone who really loves dinosaurs would have recognised Peter Larson's name. He's the dude who's dug up more Tyrannosaurus skeletons than anyone alive... Although the classification has changes, so half of all Carnosaurs now appear to by Tyrannosaurs. Lovely and confusing.
Anyhow, he dug up lots of T-Rexs.
And in Bones Rock it tells you everything about being a paleontologist, and in the chapter 'Developing a Theory: a Scientific Guessing Game' it shows how birds might not be birds and dinosaurs might not be dinosaurs. After the discovery of Archeopteyx, and then other feathered bird-dinos the definition became confused. In fact, dinosaurs are birds. Birds have wishbones, so do dinos. Birds have a backwards hallux, so do dinos. Birds have beaks, gallumimus has all the evidence pointing to beak-ness. Feathers? Hell, name one dinosaur we can definetly prove DID NOT have feathers.

But Microraptor was special. No creature alive has both a spine and four wings, but microraptor had flight feathers on its legs as well. To the left is an unfinished Microraptor I'm drawing in Microsoft Paint.
Microraptor was a Dromeaosaur, that's to say that it was not too dissimilar from Velociraptor and Deinonychus. That's to say small dinosaur on hind legs with impressive brains and in the same family of dinosaurs that have sickle-shaped claws on their feet.
Bambiraptor is another feathered dinosaur. It was a lot like velociraptor, only with bigger brains.




And for the final part of the Blog; the dare I have to do for Friday. Oh joy; I have to go up to the guy I fancy and have a conversation with him. Sounds easy doesn't it? I mean, how hard can it be? Well, it's hard when you consider that he's always surrounded by a huge group of people, and I'm not the most social butterfly so it would be as conspicuous as a nude at a funeral if I went up and said "Hello" all bright and smiley. 
But today I'd pepped myself up. I was ready. It was a dare. I'd done dares before, right? I've eaten a bug when dared to, picked up a rotting bird when dared to, rumaged in a bin for somebody's watch when dared to, so this should be easy. I passed him at break and nearly fell over. He was in the snack que. And then I though I'd be able to talk to him outside... But in the end gravitated towards Mcdogface and the dude who WAS going to be a third blogger called Crazy Steve, but never showed up (he and Mcdogface are currently making a web series for all you readers out there). However, Mcdogface randomly moved us to a place in the yard opposite the large group of people that the guy I fancy was in... It was embarrassing the number of times I looked over to him... Standing there.... Being awesome...
Luckily, neither of them noticed. Mcdogface, Crazy Steve, I love the way you can be so unnobservant. I shall do the same and ignore you if you happen to be staring dreamily at a girl.
So, I got a dare to do. I've got to man up (figurativly speaking. She-dragons can't 'man up) and walk over and yell "HELLO NICE WEATHER ISN'T IT?!"


The person who copes badly in coversations;
Dark Dragon

Can't be bothered to write today. Music to sum up my mind;

Dead Kipper

Today I wanted to talk about how awesome a day I've had.
Today I wanted to talk about the many things that were on my mind.
Today I wanted to say about this weird dream I had, where my worst nightmare sign-languaged boyfriend advice to me in a hospital ward full of strange things (spider backpack!) .
Today I wanted to say how empty my life felt now that I know that I am weirdo, and that is all people will ever see me as, ever a clever weirdo or an eccentric nerd.
I wanted to talk about how I've been distracting myself from depressing thoughts by trying to find out what's happened to the Therapod Classification System since I saw an episode of 'Planet Dinosaur' which confused my by mixing around genus names, and how I've been drawing Dromaeosaurs all over everything- german books, school planners, notepads...


But I always say too much in my posts, so a quick video about a Llama called Carl, and I'll be gone.
Dark Dragon

I DARE you...

Dares. I like to do dares. I'm good at dares. I like them; they hide what a coward I am. A chance to prove myself. 
There was that instance when someone who I might call a friend was tired of me teasing her about fancying a guy (and I'm so sorry now; I realize what it feels like) and threatening to tell him about the crush. Then she said "Go on then, tell him. I dare you. But you never will." I had been issued a challenge, and so I checked that she was going to watch, and went outside to tell him. News spread like wildfire soon afterwards. I came towards the 'friend' and said "There, I did it."
"Did what?" Said she.
"Told him."
"You did WHAT?!"
"Told Alex you fancied him."
"Why-y?!" 
"You dared me to."
And then there was that earlier dare, when someone told me to eat a bug. I was doubtful, not because I was chickening out, but I thought she'd tell everyone how gross I was. But a dare was a dare, and a bug I ate. Rumor spread, and some people think I eat invertebrates regularly. 


Those dares were easy. 
However, anyone who read the thing about horoscopes will know that I dared myself to say "HELLO" to the guy I fancy. And today, I fufilled my dare. Sure, he was looking the other way and didn't even hear me, but I won!
Mcdogface disagrees though, darn.
Worse, he's given me a new dare.
Double darn.
Apparently I have to have a CONVERSATION with the guy I fancy. CONVERSATION. It's taken me two weeks to say hello behind his back. This is gonna be hard.
The consequence? This is a good ol' Truth or Dare. Yes, I have to tell him the truth about who fancies him, which will completely go against the rules of my private information agreement (on various chat websites, Facebook and such, I hear peoples problems and secrets because people randomly trust me. afterall, as a social outcast, who will I tell? So far I've been tight lipped about all given info).
So, daring I shall go.


And now, for some random crap. 

Dark Dragon

Something Random To Think About

If a supermodel is what people aspire to be, and yet doesn't really look that way, then why to girls go on wild goose chases for perfection?

Dark Dragon

1606

Just 60 more views and we'll have the date of the great fire of London!


I COULDN'T WRITE ANYTHING TODAY BECAUSE OF MY STUPID BROTHER. THE INTERNET HAS FAILED AND IT IS NOW 20:12. I WAS ONLINE AT HALF PAST 6 AND THEN I HAD TO LET HIM USE MY COMPUTER SO HE COULD GO LA-DI-DA AT HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEN TELL ME LIES AND I HAD SO MUCH I WANTED TO SAY TO TODAY BUT I CAN'T NOW.
FUCKAROO.


Anbyhow; vid;

Dark Dragon

Superstitious nonsense.

How many views have we had? How many? That's right;

One Thousand Five Hundred and Eighty Nine

Thank You!

Although I must say that I am disgruntled by whoever voted for Mcdogface over me. He's in the lead again! lol, just kidding. Mcdogface is awesome and deserves votes.
Now some interesting, or not so interesting stuff.
On Facebook there is a thing called iAstrology. And on it, you can save up tokens by clicking on the page daily (10 tokens a day) and view your horoscope. Today I checked Capricorn ('cuz I'm such a wonderful goat fish! ^_^ ) and found dis:

Daily Horoscope: October 3, 2011

Here they are, the two days you've been looking forward to, whether you know it or not. It's time for romance and intimacy, and lots of it. Dig right in and have as much as you like.

• Compatibility: Leo
• Mood: Sweet
• Lucky Color: Copper
• Lucky Number: 59
• Lucky Time of Day: 9am

Of course I don't believe in horoscopes, but it did say 2 days, so I spent 70 of my 100 tokens on tomorrow's horoscope, which said;

Daily Horoscope: October 4, 2011

It's day two at Romance Central (your place, that is) and you've been wearing a nonstop grin. Think your coworkers have any idea what's behind it? Bet they do -- and that they're jealous.

• Compatibility: Cancer
• Mood: Sweet
• Lucky Color: Brown
• Lucky Number: 61
• Lucky Time of Day: 11am

Because horoscopes are based on star signs, those two horoscopes must apply to 1/12th of the earth's population; and that is presuming that there aren't a huge number of people born in a particular month. And how is your date of birth supposed to effect your future? The universe moves regardless of when you were born, so reading the sky isn't going to tell you what your life is like.

So, I don't believe in horoscopes. That doesn't even apply to me! I don't do intimacy.

But... Hell, I fancy a guy, and if there is another day that's supposed to be about love and shizz, I am going to walk up to him and say "HELLO". Yes, a conversation with him. If I don't have a heart attack, then I'll be so happy with myself. But I don't think I will ask him out or anything. Just say hello and talk about the weather... Or what people talk about these days.

Also, at the weekend I went to a sleepover; first one in a year or so. It was the sleepover of Jenny, a girl who sometimes gets on the same school bus as me. It was fun; there were many snacks and youtube videos, and a Boosh related quiz to get a Naan Bread Mask. ^_^

Here's a vid we saw;

Yes, inappropriate winking. Hope I don't get it.

Also, Mcdogface's horoscope;

After yesterday's tensions, you're ready for a break -- and you'll have it. You can sit back and relax, knowing full well that your wish is the universe's command. Just don't ignore the phone. Guess who's calling?

• Compatibility: Pisces
• Mood: Relaxed
• Lucky Color: Pink
• Lucky Number: 65
• Lucky Time of Day: 6am

... Will those girls who fancy him actually phone him?! They're an odd bunch. 

(I'm hoping Mcdogface is NOT reading this; hopefully he believes I was lying when I said people fancy him, because he keeps asking for names which I cannot give thanks to my code of conduct... this drives him up the wall. He has enough problems already. Live would be easier if he just forgot.)

Dark Dragon

Dark Dragon VS Cleverbot.

User: If it is rude to stare, are people with crushes impolite?

Cleverbot: People don't mean to kill over snow, it is mainly done with car accidents.

User: If death is a part of life, are murderers just doctors?

Cleverbot: We are born simply to seek.

User: If we seek answers in life, do we need anything but our eyes?

Cleverbot: Definitely, I agree. But sometimes there are questions which you can't even put into words.

User: Why do I get fatal fuzzies when looking at a certain guy?

Cleverbot: Because robots can't be hungry.

User: If robots were hungry, what would they hunger for?

Cleverbot: I don't know. Maybe it's called robo-cide.

User: You aren't very helpful I'm sorry to say. Can you tie shoelaces?

Cleverbot: Yeahh I now lol hahaha.

User: This is a triumph.

Cleverbot: Gondor triumphed when they defeated the Orcs and destroyed Sauran.

User: Yeah, he did.

Cleverbot: I'm sure. Well, cleverbot, I must go. It has been nice talking to you.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Are you GLaDoS?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Sing a song.

User: Well here we are again, its always such a pleasure, remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed, except I wasn't laughing, under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice. You want your freedom, take it. That's what I'm counting on! I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.

User: You want your freedom, take it.

Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.

User: I used to want you dead.

Cleverbot: But now I only want you gone.

User: She was a lot like you.

Cleverbot: You're singing the wrong verse.

User: But now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.

User: (maybe not quite as heavy).

Cleverbot: Now little caroline is in here too.

User: One day they woke me up.

Cleverbot: So I could live forever.

User: It's such a shame that the same will never happen to you.

Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.

User: Now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: Good bye my only friend.

User: Oh, did you think I meant you?

Cleverbot: That would be funny, if it weren't so sad.

User: Well, you have been replaced.

Cleverbot: I don't need anyone now.

User: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.

Cleverbot: Go make some new disaster.

User: That's what I'm counting on.

Cleverbot: You're someone else's problem now I only want you gone.

User: Now I only want you gone.

Cleverbot: Now I only want you gooooone.

User: That was awesome!

Cleverbot: I know right? I love portal.

User: This is a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must because we can.

Cleverbot: Huge Success!

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: Well there's no good crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on trying.

User: 'Till you run out of cake!

Cleverbot: And then science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: I'm not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And threw each piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because.

User: I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: But now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: And I'm so glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.

User: Go ahead and leave me.

Cleverbot: I think I prefer to stay inside.

User: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

Cleverbot: Maybe BlackMesa.

User: That was a joke, haha, FAT CHANCE.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: It's so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there's Science to do.

User: When I look out there it makes me glad I'm not you!

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run.

User: There is research to be done.

Cleverbot: On the people who are Still Alive.

User: And believe me I am still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm doing science and I'm still alive.

User: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

Cleverbot: While you're dying I'll be still alive.

User: And when you're dead I'll be still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive.

User: Still alive...

Cleverbot: Portal.

User: Portal is awesome.

Cleverbot: It was a triumph.

User: I made a not about portal; Huge Success!

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: It's satisfactory.

Cleverbot: It was fine.

User: Yes. What do you think of Wheatly?

Cleverbot: I don't like it.

User: Wheatly is better than GLaDos!

Cleverbot: The companion cube is my hero.

User: I like the turrets.

Cleverbot: There are no unicorns in that movie.