Chucking Woodchucks

What's this? A hypothetical woodchuck, magically made by Mcdogface's questiuon? Hey, woodchuck, see that shredder?
"Squeak!"
Alright, I'll chuck the woodchuck!


Laughing evilly,
Dark Dragon

Propaganda

What is this?? Dark Dragon is offering things she cannot follow through on? The only thing she should be offering is more awesome posts which is all I am offering, so I only have one question for everyone... How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood:-)

-McDogFace

...? You want to read this 'cuz it has a question mark.

Hello survivors of the free world!  How are you all?
Sorry about the absence of Blogging for the past few days but... Hey, wait a mo, only two of you have voted at the top, and the votes are both for Mcdogface!  C'mon, I'm typing my fingertips off here! I even wrote some poetry! What do I need to do to gain votes...?
Offer free cake.
Yes, if you look at this post hard enough, cake shall materialize in your mind. It works, try it!
Also, I'm making a trailer for my epic film. The main character (who is very badly animated) makes video diaries throughout the film, and transmits them on a frequency only her fans can use. It's set in the future and involves zombies, dragons, spaceships, daemons, knives and I'll probably throw in some ducks too. And a crocodile. And a castle. And Scotland. And cake. Chocolate cake.


Vote for me as world leader!
Dark Dragon

We are the stones...

We are the stones you walk on,
the stones below your feet,
soon you wish we were gone,
the wraiths of the street.


We cannot feel, we cannot think,
Dead creatures from beyond the brink,
Our eyes aren't there, so we see all,
We DO care, and we'll watch you fall,


I must be a stone, as you said,
I'm blank, no friends,
emotionless, dead,
I'll find the ends,


Of lives, of times, of you, of your thoughts,


We cannot think, we cannot feel,
Hearts of rock and teeth of steel,
Our eyes aren't there so we see all,
We'll care when we watch you fall.


Of course we don't exist!
What a laughable notion!
But we shall persist,
To set things in motion....


You said things to make me cry,
You said things to make me roar,
My life was ruined, time to die,
Step into Death's Dark Door,


But then I changed, became numb,
joined and parted from the crowd,
monosyllabled and dumb,
what you see now, absence of loud,


I am the stone...


I WILL NOT THINK 
I WILL NOT FEEL
I AM NOT HERE
I AM NOT REAL!


Now THAT was some serious emo poetry. Wrote it myself I did. =P


How the hell did Mcdogface get that large shiny screen for episode 2 of Red Vs Blue? I must know!


Dark Dragon

Red vs Blue Season 9 Episode 2

Videos.

Just a quick note;

A Thousand and Twelve views, 

Thank You!

Now, back to business. I've made a vid for the channel, a depressing random one that I might post one day, but for now I'm working on a masterpiece, an epic film that makes 'Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows' look like a camping trip...  And Harry Potter is EPIC. 
Also, I think Mcdogface has a Minecraft vid, and he and the mysterious new member are going to make a series of Minecraft-related vids. Looks good so far.
So soon our channel will have many more videos on it for you to waste your time on... But wait, there's more... Red Vs Blue Season 9 came out last week, woot! The next episode is tomorrow. 
Here's what the first episode was like; 

This post was brought to you by a wonderful person. Please vote for me at the top, and you shall receive a cake of contentment via telepathy.
Dark Dragon

1000!!!!!

1000 Blog Views, woot!
To celebrate this, we may or may not be introducing a new member, as dark dragon may or may not have told you... 


-McDogFace The Jaffa Cake of the cheerful clan

A new Lol.inc Member?

We're going to have a new member at Lol.inc, a close friend to Mcdogface and an IT wizard, who may or may not be called 'Crazy Steve'.


Dark Dragon

Season 9

You know the drill if you've seen this Blogg before, if not, this is the idea of things; we like Halo, Minecraft and Red Vs Blue.
Guess what's coming on tuesday? Season 9 of the battle-themed comedy, the amazingly awesome RED VS BLUE!

That's the trailer. Enjoy


Dark Dragon

Bleep Bloop

"I Have so many ACHIEVABUBBLES!!!!"

Annoying Folks

Is it just me or is there some people in the world who you would love to shoot in the face with a shotgun repeatedly until they are dead then take up a hobby after that of reanimating the dead...

-McDogFace
Sorry about the negativeness but it is true...

Dark Dragon VS McDogface

What is this I see at the top? A vote between me and Mcdogface? Why would he make the fans choose between us? Isn't it obvious that I'm going to win?
Do you know how I'll win?
I'll make longer and more informative blogs. Heh heh heh.


Video of the Day

This is technically Episode 10 of season 8 of Red Vs Blue. You can watch it as a separate vid though. All you need to know is that Tex is super awesome, Tucker gets mysterious black stuff all over his armor when he goes through tele porters, and that the Reds and Blues have teamed up, despite the name of the series. 


Blog About Prayers
Today I had my first RE lesson of year 10 (our school changes years a term early. We are weird that way) and we had to write down how different aspects of a Religious Upbringing effected faith. Although I went to church and prayed a lot when I was young, my upbringing hasn't stopped me from being an atheist... or an agnostic. Anyhoo, one of the questions was how does regular praying make you believe in God, and I used the phrase 'praying means acknowledging the thing you pray to'. This, I think, is why I DON'T pray. I have stopped acknowledging the God, because I don't like thinking that someone has a cruel enough life to go around making me and the people I know have miserable lives. But what if, like in the Discworld (Read the books. Anything by Terry Pratchett) the Gods can only exist if people believe in them. Prayers DO count for something; if everyone prays for a savior... Maybe they'll get one? I'm not going to help though. Feel silly talking to the air, or even worse, my God.
Any thoughts? No one actually comments on our blog. Not even as 'Anonymous'. If you have a thought, type it down! If I don't see a comment I'll presume that none of our blog-readers have thoughts, lolz.


So, Mcdogface, you made the poll, so let the games begin!
(don't mean that in a dirty way. I meant 'you want a fight for fans? lets have one!' ... Although I think you're winning, 'cuz you have the Halo 4 vid.)
Dark Dragon

HALO 4

Behold the awesomness of Halo the Fourth, we at Lol Inc. are very big fans of the Halo series and so we are very exited about the mention of another one!!!!!<--- 5 Exclamation marks, a sure sign of madness :-P

Vid of the day

This is a vid by the wonderful Roosterteeth. It's a rap sung by Church, who had been turned into a floating ball worshipped by aliens by his 'friend' Caboose after part of him had been deleted (long story). He thinks he is the best. Listen to this for a while until it gets to the awesome alien animations.
Dark Dragon

=D

Today is a brilliant day. The best day ever. Just smile. Even if you are at the bottom of the metaphorical life barrel, smile.

Today is a good day.


Someone who has kicked an old nightmare very hard in the backside,
Dark Dragon
P.S. This Statement is False

Woot!

My Computer finally decided to let me blog, so I am back and vaguely alive.


-McDogFace

Warm and Cold

Technically there is only heat; cold is the absence of heat, and whatever fells cold to us is the absence of heat sucking heat off us. What if there was anti-heat? 0_O
Also;
Eight Hundred Views!
Dark Dragon